I am officially the dumbest person on earth right this minute. I locked my keys in my car… with the car running…. and not remotely running, like with the keys in the ignition. I can’t believe I did it. I cannot believe I did it… and I don’t know how it happened!!! So I’m sitting here, still at work… waiting for Patrick to come with the spare. And it took me calling him a million times to get him to answer too. I can’t believe it. This sucks. BAD.